Thursday, February 4, 2010

Disruptive jet passenger ate marijuana cookies beforehand

Disruptive jet passenger ate marijuana cookies beforehand

The Alamantra short version: 30 year old dude from San Fransisco named Kinman Chan was traveling home from a conference in the Dominican Republic. This dude is an artist who creates "vibrant" and "abstract" works. He got to the last leg of the flight, which was from Philadelphia to San Fran. He ate too many pot cookies, got on the plane and had a freak out; kinda like that dude in the Twilight Zone movie. A 51 year old flight attendant named Lorin Gorman kicked his ass. It turns out she was a 4th degree black belt in tae-kwon-do. He was put in handcuffs and the plane was rerouted to Pittsburgh where Chan was taken into custody. He's being held on two charges and can't even make his $200 bail. ...Bummer. Kinda funny to think that a dude named Chan got his ass kicked by a tae-kwon-do dragon lady. Maybe this will be his most "vibrant" and most "abstract" masterpiece ...Performance art, that's the ticket. Have a cookie. Sphere: Related Content

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